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The girl screamed once, only the once, but it was enough. By the time the middle-aged couple arrived at the foot of Raeburn Wynd, she was kneeling on the ground, hands over her face, shoulders heaving with sobs. The man studied the corpse for a moment, then tried shielding his wife’s eyes, but she had already turned away. He took out his phone and called the emergency number. It was ten minutes before the police car arrived, during which time the girl tried to leave, the man explaining calmly that she should wait, his hand rubbing her shoulder. His wife was seated kerbside, despite the nighttime chill. November in Edinburgh, not quite cold enough for a frost but heading that way. King’s Stables Road wasn’t the busiest of thoroughfares. A No Entry sign prevented vehicles using it as a route from the Grassmarket to Lothian Road. At night it could be a lonely spot, with not much more than a multistorey car park on one side, Castle Rock and a cemetery on the other. The street lighting seemed underpowered, and pedestrians kept their wits about them. The middle-aged couple had been to a carol service in St Cuthbert’s Church, helping raise money for the city’s children’s hospital. The woman had bought a holly wreath, which now lay on the ground to the left of the corpse. Her husband couldn’t help thinking: a minute either way and we might not have heard, might be heading home in the car, the wreath on the back seat and Classic FM on the radio.

‘I want to go home,’ the girl was complaining between sobs. She was standing, knees grazed. Her skirt was too short, the man felt, and her denim jacket was unlikely to keep out the cold. She looked familiar to him. He had considered – briefly considered – lending her his coat. Instead, he reminded her again that she needed to stay put. Suddenly, their faces turned blue. The police car was arriving, lights flashing.

‘Here they come,’ the man said, placing his arm around her shoulders as if to comfort her, removing it again when he saw his wife was watching.

Even after the patrol car drew to a halt, its roof light stayed on, engine left running. Two uniformed officers emerged, not bothering with their caps. One of them carried a large black torch. Raeburn Wynd was steep and led to a series of mews conversions above garages which would once have housed the monarch’s carriages and horses. It would be treacherous when icy.

‘Maybe he slipped and banged his head,’ the man offered. ‘Or he was sleeping rough, or had had a few too many . . .’

‘Thank you, sir,’ one of the officers said, meaning the opposite. His colleague had switched the torch on, and the middle-aged man realised that there was blood on the ground, blood on the slumped body’s hands and clothes. The face and hair were clotted with it. ‘Or someone smashed him to a pulp,’ the first officer commented. ‘Unless, of course, he slipped repeatedly against a cheese-grater.’ His young colleague winced. He’d been crouching down, the better to shine light on to the body, but he rose to his feet again.

‘Whose is the wreath?’ he asked. ‘My wife’s,’ the man stated, wondering afterwards why he hadn’t just said ‘mine’.

‘Jack Palance,’ Detective Inspector John Rebus said. ‘I keep telling you, I don’t know him.’

‘Big film star.’

‘So name me a film.’

‘His obituary’s in the Scotsman.’

‘Then you should be clued up enough to tell me what I’ve seen him in.’ Detective Sergeant Siobhan Clarke got out of the car and slammed shut the door.

‘He was the bad guy in a lot of Westerns,’ Rebus persisted. Clarke showed her warrant card to one of the uniforms and took a proffered torch from the younger of the two. The Scene-of-Crime unit was on its way. Spectators had started gathering, drawn to the scene by the patrol car’s blue beacon. Rebus and Clarke had been working late at Gayfield Square police station, hammering out a theory – but no prime suspect – in an unsolved investigation. Both had been glad of the break provided by the summons. They’d arrived in Rebus’s wheezing Saab 900, from the boot of which he was now fetching polythene overshoes and latex gloves. It took him half a dozen noisy attempts to slam shut the lid.

‘Need to trade it in,’ he muttered.

‘Who’d want it?’ Clarke asked, pulling on the gloves. Then, when he didn’t answer: ‘Were those hiking boots I glimpsed?’

‘As old as the car,’ Rebus stated, heading towards the corpse. The two detectives fell silent, studying the figure and its surroundings. ‘Someone’s done a job on him,’ Rebus eventually commented. He turned towards the younger constable. ‘What’s your name, son?’ ‘Goodyear, sir . . . Todd Goodyear.’


‘Mum’s maiden name, sir,’ Goodyear explained.

‘Ever heard of Jack Palance, Todd?’

‘Wasn’t he in Shane?’

‘You’re wasted in uniform.’

Goodyear’s colleague chuckled. ‘Give young Todd here half a chance and it’s you he’ll be grilling rather than any suspects.’ ‘How’s that?’ Clarke asked.

The constable – at least fifteen years older than his partner and maybe three times the girth – nodded towards Goodyear. ‘I’m not good enough for Todd,’ he explained. ‘Got his eyes set on CID.’ Goodyear ignored this. He had his notebook in his hand. ‘Want us to start taking details?’ he asked. Rebus looked towards the pavement. A middle-aged couple were seated kerbside, holding hands. Then there was the teenage girl, arms wrapped around herself as she shivered against a wall. Beyond her the crowd of onlookers was starting to shuffle forward again, warnings forgotten. ‘Best thing you can do,’ Rebus offered, ‘is hold that lot back till we can secure the scene. Doctor should be here in a couple of minutes.’

‘He’s not got a pulse,’ Goodyear said. ‘I checked.’

Rebus glowered at him.

‘Told you they wouldn’t like it,’ Goodyear’s partner said with another chuckle.

‘Contaminates the locus,’ Clarke told the young constable, showing him her gloved hands and overshoes. He looked embarrassed. ‘Doctor still has to confirm death,’ Rebus added. ‘Meantime, you can start persuading that rabble to get themselves home.’ ‘Glorified bouncers, that’s us,’ the older cop told his partner as they moved off.

‘Which would make this the VIP enclosure,’ Clarke said quietly. She was checking the corpse again. ‘He’s well enough dressed; probably not homeless.’

‘Want to look for ID?’

She took a couple of steps forward and crouched beside the body, pressing a gloved hand against the man’s trouser and jacket pockets. ‘Can’t feel anything,’ she said.

‘Not even sympathy?’ She glanced up at Rebus. ‘Does the suit of armour come off when you collect the gold watch?’

Rebus managed to mouth the word ‘ouch’. Reason they’d been staying late at the office so often – Rebus only ten days from retirement, wanting loose ends tied.

‘A mugging gone wrong?’ Clarke suggested into the silence. Rebus just shrugged, meaning he didn’t think so. He asked Clarke to shine the torch down the body: black leather jacket, an open-necked patterned shirt which had probably started out blue, faded denims held up with a black leather belt, black suede shoes. As far as Rebus could tell, the man’s face was lined, the hair greying. Early fifties? Around five feet nine or ten. No jewellery, no wristwatch. Bringing Rebus’s personal body-count to . . . what? Maybe thirty or forty over the course of his three-decades-plus on the force. Another ten days and this poor wretch would have been somebody else’s problem – and still could be. For weeks now he’d been feeling Siobhan Clarke’s tension: part of her, maybe the best part of her, wanted Rebus gone. It was the only way she could start to prove herself. Her eyes were on him now, as if she knew what he was thinking. He offered a sly smile.

‘I’m not dead yet,’ he said, as the Scene-of-Crime van slowed to a halt on the roadway.

The duty doctor had duly declared death. The SOCOs had taped off Raeburn Wynd at top and bottom. Lights had been erected, a sheet pinned up so that onlookers no longer had a view of anything except the shadows on the other side. Rebus and Clarke were suited up in the same white hooded disposable overalls as the SOCOs. A camera team had just arrived, and the mortuary van was standing by. Beakers of tea had materialised from somewhere, wisps of steam rising from them. In the distance: sirens headed elsewhere; drunken yelps from nearby Princes Street; maybe even the hooting of an owl from the churchyard. Preliminary statements had been taken from the teenage girl and the middle-aged couple, and Rebus was flicking through these, flanked by the two constables, the elder of whom, he now knew, was called Bill Dyson.

‘Rumour is,’ Dyson said, ‘you’ve finally got your jotters.’

‘Weekend after next,’ Rebus confirmed. ‘Can’t be too far away yourself.’

‘Seven months and counting. Nice wee taxi job lined up for afterwards. Don’t know how Todd will cope without me.’ ‘I’ll try to maintain my composure,’ Goodyear drawled. ‘That’s one thing you’re good at,’ Dyson was saying, as Rebus went back to his reading. The girl who had found the body was called Nancy Sievewright. She was seventeen and on her way home from a friend’s house. The friend lived in Great Stuart Street and Nancy in Blair Street, just off the Cowgate. She had already left school and was unemployed, though hoping to get into college some day to study as a dental assistant. Goodyear had done the interview, and Rebus was impressed: neat handwriting, and plenty of detail. Turning to Dyson’s notebook was like turning from hope to despair – a mess of hastily scrawled hieroglyphs. Those seven months couldn’t pass quickly enough for PC Bill Dyson. Through guesswork, Rebus reckoned the middle-aged couple were Roger and Elizabeth Anderson and that they lived in Frogston Road West, on the southern edge of the city. There was a phone number, but no hint of their ages or occupations. Instead, Rebus could make out the words ‘just passing’ and ‘called it in’. He handed the notebooks back without comment. All three would be interviewed again later. Rebus checked his watch, wondering when the pathologist would arrive. Not much else to be done in the meantime.

‘Tell them they can go.’

‘Girl’s still a bit shaky,’ Goodyear said. ‘Reckon we should drop her home?’

Rebus nodded and turned his attention to Dyson. ‘How about the other two?’

‘Their car’s parked in the Grassmarket.’

‘Spot of late-night shopping?’

Dyson shook his head. ‘Carol concert at St Cuthbert’s.’ ‘A conversation we could have saved ourselves,’ Rebus told him, ‘if you’d bothered to write any of it down.’ As his eyes drilled into the constable’s, he could sense the question Dyson wanted to ask: What would be the bloody point of that? Luckily, the old-timer knew better than to utter anything of the kind out loud . . . not until the other old-timer was well out of earshot.

Rebus caught up with Clarke at the Scene-of-Crime van, where she was quizzing the team leader. His name was Thomas Banks – ‘Tam’ to those who knew him. He gave a nod of greeting and asked if his name was on the guest list for Rebus’s retirement do. ‘How come you’re all so keen to witness my demise?’

‘Don’t be surprised,’ Tam said, ‘if the suits from HQ come with stakes and mallets, just to be on the safe side.’ He winked towards Clarke. ‘Siobhan here tells me you’ve wangled it so your last shift’s a Saturday. Is that so we’re all at home watching telly while you take the long walk?’

‘Just the way it fell, Tam,’ Rebus assured him. ‘Any tea going?’ ‘You turned your nose up at it,’ Tam chided him.

‘That was half an hour ago.’

‘No second chances here, John.’

‘I was asking,’ Clarke interrupted, ‘if Tam’s team had anything for us.’

‘I’m guessing he said to be patient.’

‘That’s about the size of it,’ Tam confirmed, checking a text message on his mobile phone. ‘Stabbing outside a pub at Haymarket,’ he informed them.

‘Busy night,’ Clarke offered. Then, to Rebus: ‘Doctor reckons our man was bludgeoned and maybe even kicked to death. He’s betting blunt force trauma at the autopsy.’

‘He’s not going to get any odds from me,’ Rebus told her. ‘Nor me,’ Tam added, rubbing a finger across the bridge of his nose. He turned to Rebus: ‘Know who that young copper was?’ He nodded towards the patrol car. Todd Goodyear was helping Nancy Sievewright into the back seat, Bill Dyson drumming his fingers against the steering wheel.

‘Never seen him before,’ Rebus admitted.

‘You maybe knew his grandad though . . .’ Tam left it at that, wanting Rebus to do the work. It didn’t take long.

‘Not Harry Goodyear?’ Tam was nodding in confirmation, leaving Clarke to ask who Harry Goodyear was.

‘Ancient history,’ Rebus informed her. Which, typically, left her none the wiser.

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